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daft place to park a range rover
the police say it wasn't stolen.
there were no skidmarks (on the road)
the driver must have just casually driven into the dyke last night, pissed out of their tiny mind.
would've got wet getting out.
oops.
i've got over 450 emails in my inbox that need some kind of attention (no junk)
this is a record high
and an all time low simultaneously