<< previous
next >>

pinocchio
an unusually drama-free day in paradise.
tried to buy myself a pair of leopard print speedos but sadly everything here was WAY too tasteful.
lunch and the afternoon at chalok beach.
mrs.perou and me were just discussing which bottoms looked best in which thongs as three brazillian girls walked past, when maximum piped up with today's quote of the day...
"i like to show people my pinocchio"
WTF??
later we discovered he had made one in sand around the corner from where we were sitting.
phew.
have worked out the little scratchy bites i've been enjoying come from sea lice
and
got bit by my first mosquito tonight: if i get dangue fever i will sue