


me and not-so-mini me
had an ok lunch at the red lion in stodmarsh.
mrs.perou ordered a glass of chardonnay and of course i ordered myself a pint of cider.
robert poured two glasses of chardonnay.
'sorry robert', i said '...a glass of wine and a pint of cider: not two glasses of wine'
'i don't give a fuck' said robert: totally smashed by lunchtime.
the cantankerous barman persona he plays so well is becoming a little tiring.
one should not have to do a late VAT return on their birthday.
tonight i will be eating a 48oz t-bone steak (not ludwig von t-bone) that my brother and nina sent me.
for pudding there is a chocolate cake with strawberries that mrs.perou made
and i will wash it all down with some vintage bubbles.
sitting in the shiatzu massage chair my mum and dad bought me
mmmmmm: is hard life.