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cold itz
drove to ardingly for the international antiques fayre
which was undersubscribed and cold
left with a welcome sign only
returned to the big house to see martin's GENIUS repair to the upper staircase handrail, which he carved from a solid block of mahogany, perfectly joining two disparate handrails which hand been decimated in the past and left with a big chunk missing.
and to find mr.bunny has broken many years long carb free diet by stealing a loaf of bread and doing it whole.
(he not feeling so good now)
did you know dog's can't process carbs?
so why all the dog food made with rice and potatoes?
took sons to jeet kune do
and watched teflon theresa get smashed in the commons and jeremy get all angry calling for a vote of no confidence
while the pound slumped in the background
WE ARE FUCKED
especially if jeremy, boris or gove get to rule us
now all we need is for FLUMP to pull out of NATO