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during the England beating Sweden (2-0) in the World Cup quarter finals, our burglar alarm started going off and wouldnt stop going off (for no reason)

football drone
obviously the emergency call out engineer didnt want to answer the phone but then when he did, didnt want to come out to fix it
so I put up a long ladder and fixed it with a couple of direct blows from a club hammer
later, town is full of drunk people pissing in public and shouting 'football's coming home' to themselves
stopped briefly at the 'hot tin church' view of linographs and prints
fell asleep considering how/where to build a pizza oven in the garden