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brinngg brinngg
oh no...my tap's been phoned.
my spanish lady friend is on sick leave
i feel like i'm at the bottom of a big heap of things to do
marginally better than feeling a big bottom, to do a heap of things
charming man, cathal came ova for a quick photo
and we debriefed at shoreditch house after wards.
in recovery from the trendy clothes shoppe opposite where we could barely read the super small print price tag on a pair of sneakers that i liked: £2685
'why are these SO much?' i asked incredulously
'they're lizard skin' the shoppe keeper said.
there were others, which looked identical but that were not made with the skins of lizards that were 'only' £685
why would anyone buy the lizard skin sneakers for 4x the amount of the others…and who would pay this amount of money for sneakers?, i wondered.
'we've sold two pairs already' said the shoppe keeper
'silly c***ts' i muttered to myself