
24hr party people
people weren't made so tall back in the days when the perou-farmhouse was built (in 1650ad)
everyday i hit my head on a door frame at least once.
normally this is just a glancing blow to my forehead
but today i gave myself a special whack right to the top of my noggin, jumping up and forwards under a low arch.
hit so hard, it felt like i'd knocked out teeth.
had a life size egg on my head.
felt sick and dizzy for an hour
cider and ibruprofen cocktails cured me.

weather forecasters...there is NO point to your lives: you can't even get the weather right in realtime.
i hate you more than traffic wardens...and that's really saying somein.
it was not a sunny afternoon.
but it stayed dry all day and night (the opposite of all forecasts)
had a few folk over for a BBQ and all night on-slaught.
things started polite with pony rides for kiddas and swimming in the pool.
things ended uncivilised with loud messy beats and people lying on the (warm) safety cover of the pool.
it was like a giant water bed and apparently can take 20 adults.
bed by 6.30am tomorrow.
i blame jem.