Perous Secret Diary - Keep Out

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as seen on cctv

JK

up at 3.23am this morning, with mr.bunny

after this ***hole tried both our cars, then thought to come through our front gate

why bother?

the cars are empty and alarmed

and you'd need more than a screwdriver to get in our house

if you did make it in, we'd be pleased to give you an unhappy welcome

all recorded on inside and out cctv cameras

linked to the po-po

and i spent all our money, and more, putting lime mortar back between old bricks so don't imagine there's anything worth robbing here.

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spring in london

delivered lucy to sangeeta's birthday brunch at berners tavern

then me and sons went to see alita (not great and only part 1) at leicester square imax while we waited

beautiful light today

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maximum in china town

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cat-walking through central london like he owns it

Perous Secret Diary - Keep Out: February 24, 2019